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This is just some stuff that I hear and then I write them down because 1.) I have no life and that is what I do and 2.) they are just cool. Now some of them will make you chuckle and some of them will just confuse you but here you go. 50 Things to Do in a Computer Lab “As the tides of war shift, so do loyalties” "I
love being married... I was single for a long time and I just got sick of
finishing my own sentences." -Brian
Kiley The Bene Gesserit Litany Against FearI must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Honor your parents. Honor those who teach you. Honor history. Honor those who have come before and those who have sacrificed so you can have all that you have. The best way to honor those who have supported you, taught you, aided you, is to become the best you possible. The best way to thwart those who have belittled you, held you back, held you down, is to become the best you possible. - Dan Raven Keep smiling, keep shining Knowing you can always count on me, for sure That's what friends are for For good times and bad times I'll be on your side forever more That's what friends are for - Dionne Warwick “Studies prove that ¾ of the people on earth make up around 75% of the world’s population.” “Civics are like tampons, every pussy has one.” “The word "fuck" is
actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was
severely under populated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and
the King issued an official order to... well, fuck, to replenish the population.
Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into
everyday language...”
“I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel nuclear power plants on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat dispersion. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I can make exquisite Cool-Aid with out sugar, I write world-renowned concertos, and I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for several days at a time. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike string bass playing. I pilot unicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I bake thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I can divide by zero. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a Spork and a large glass of cranberry juice, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass kazoo, was scouted by the White Sox.” -Marty Ward. In the beginning was the Word. Then came the fucking word processor. Then came the thought processor. Then came the death of literature. And so it goes. -Dan Simmons, Hyperion Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse. -Miguel de Cervantes The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race. -Don Marquis Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. -Dave Barry I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. -Oscar Levant When you long with all your heart for someone to love you, a madness grows there that shakes all sense from the trees and the water and the earth. And nothing lives for you, except the long deep bitter want. And this is what everyone feels from birth to death. -Denton Welch
"You don't have to respond
to hostility with hostility." You can get the same buzz as you would off of marijuana if you eat 27 pounds of chocolate.
"C makes it easy to shoot
yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your
whole leg."-Bjarne Stroustrup
"Only two things are
infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the
former."-Albert Einstein
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight-- nothing which is more important than his own personal safety-- is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free than the exertions of better men than himself. John Stuart Mill
Q: I can never find what I'm looking for! Whenever I do a search for any particular type of information, all I get in return is a deluge of "grow a bigger penis" websites and GI Joe / Transformers crossover slash fan fiction! How do I find what I'm looking for? A: We claim no responsibility for the quality of content on your copy of an Internet. Due to budgetary restrictions, there hasn't been any actual data entered into the Internet since 1997. As a result, intentionally searching for a specific type of information will never, ever, ever result in finding this type of information, and will instead present you with a series of never ending popup ads for Orbitz and colorful notes which remind you that you are a winner and should probably claim your "prize" soon.
"The problem with
common sense is it's not common." - Mark Twain
“Support the Search and
Rescue Team… GET LOST”
“I say no to drugs,
however they never listen”
--The population of the Universe: 0. Since the universe is infinite, and since it can be said that only a finite amount of planets are inhabited, the population of the universe is a finite number divided by infinity, which is so close to zero that it counts no odds, so the universe is uninhabited and anyone you happen to encounter is merely a product of your deranged imagination. Book (or possibly Douglas Adams, I'm not sure)--
Nothing in life is certain, but death is guaranteed.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Got this one from David
Mickey Mouse made a house he built it out of glass, Donald Duck fucked it up and Mickey whooped his ass.
You know, I
used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it
be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us
come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the
general hostility and unfairness of the universe.
Klinge 360: you
know hwo you lick your fingers and pinch a match?
Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in a world they've been given that to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an option. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is Nothing.
(I'm not sick, I
just like the description of the eye.)
"Then they looked at the wreckage of their lives and wondered what had seemed so important about getting laid right then by that person; they lay in the hospital tubed up and dying, wondering what it was about each new cigarette that had made it so much more important life itself. It takes death to wake up you. And then it's too late."
"Good people can't out-think evil; cause evil think of things good folks can't think of. But the good heart, now, it think of good things that evil can't imagine, cause it got no heart." Ok that's all I have for now, but if you really want to think about some crazy shit click here. |
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